Apple’s Sight Lite: The VR Diet Nobody Asked For?
CUPERTINO, CA – Months after Apple’s shocking announcement of the Vision Pro, priced ambitiously at $3499, whispers in Silicon Valley suggest that Apple may be feeling the heat. With Meta’s…
The Unquestionable Veracity of the Mexican Extraterrestrial Duo
By Dr. Cosmo Delphinius, Interstellar Relations Specialist In a startling revelation this week, Mexico’s congress displayed what some are heralding as the definitive proof of extraterrestrial visitation: two otherworldly specimens…
Revolutionary iPhone 15: Rewinding Tech, One USB 2 Speed at a Time
Yesterday at the Fall 2023 Apple Event, Tim Cook took the stage to reveal the next revolutionary step in technology regression, the iPhone 15. Because what the world really needs…
Man Cultivates Compassion, Rehomes Unwanted Weeds with TLC
PORTLAND, OR – Herb Greenlove, a local eco-entrepreneur and hardcore plant empath, is disrupting the gardening world with his groundbreaking venture, WeedHuggers Inc. Greenlove’s unique weeding service doesn’t just remove…
Jagger Ditches Stones for BTS: A “Dynamite” New Beginning
Just days after the seismic announcement of “Hackney Diamonds”, the Rolling Stones’ first album release in 18 years, Mick Jagger has sent shockwaves through the music industry by declaring he’s…