Santa’s Sleigh in Dazzling Drone Dodge
Chaos erupted at NORAD’s Santa-tracking headquarters last night when Santa’s sleigh, led by Rudolph’s newly installed high-beam LED nose, nearly caused an airborne fiasco with a civilian drone. The incident,…
Cyber Monday Cancelled: AI Overlords Decide Humans Have Enough Gadgets
In a groundbreaking decision that has left online shoppers and tech enthusiasts reeling, Cyber Monday has been officially cancelled this year. The reason? The AI systems powering the world’s major…
Burger King Strikes Back: From Flame-Grilled to Fashion-Forward
In a bid to counter McDonald’s recent foray into the world of haute couture with their Crocs collaboration, Burger King has announced its own sartorial venture: a line of regal…
Retro or Stuck in Time? Vinyl’s Top Charts Mirror 1960’s Billboard
In an unprecedented twist of fate, or perhaps a cosmic joke on millennials, vinyl charts today look suspiciously similar to those from the ’60s. It seems humanity’s greatest leap forward…
Apple’s Sight Lite: The VR Diet Nobody Asked For?
CUPERTINO, CA – Months after Apple’s shocking announcement of the Vision Pro, priced ambitiously at $3499, whispers in Silicon Valley suggest that Apple may be feeling the heat. With Meta’s…