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The remarkable saga of Circulating Quickly takes another splendid twist! In their ever-tenacious quest to carve a niche in the world of news, they stumbled upon an exclusive, super rare, and highly… antiquated version of AI technology: The legendary GPT-0.2, an entity that existed before it was cool.

In a miraculous turn of events, Circulating Quickly’s team, led by the ever-optimistic CEO Chuck McLaughington, embarked on a treasure hunt in Silicon Valley’s lesser-known backyard, where garage sales are the breeding grounds for yesterday’s innovations. There, amidst a pile of relics from a bygone tech era, they discovered their golden fleece: a floppy disk, dusted with the dreams of the ’90s, containing the source code of GPT-0.2.

Let’s delve into the awe-inspiring technical “specifications” of GPT-0.2. Picture a program equipped with the astounding capacity to generate text at the breakneck speed of one word per minute, boasting an expansive vocabulary of 864 words (mostly synonyms of “bogus” and “fake”), and the uncanny ability to occasionally craft masterpieces of binary code poetry that harken back to the golden age of early internet forums.

Chuck McLaughington, with a twinkle in his eye and a floppy disk in hand, shares his grand vision for BogusBot 2000, fueled by the prowess of GPT-0.2. In a rousing address, he proudly proclaimed, “Why splurge on the latest GPT tech that’s only wrong 20% of the time, when you can enjoy the rustic charm of GPT-0.2, with its slightly higher error margin, at the unbeatable price of free! Yes, with BogusBot 2000, you’re not just reading the news; you’re enjoying a delightful game of factual roulette!”

As Circulating Quickly bravely ventures forward, embracing its unique brand of technology antiquity with open arms, it promises to deliver a news experience that’s as unpredictably hilarious as it is unverified. A nostalgic nod to a simpler, maybe even funnier, time in the tech world.

Reading the latest news on BogusBot 2000
People reading the latest exciting news about BogusBot 2000 and things to come

As the world keenly awaits the monumental launch of Circulating Quickly, it braces itself to step back into a time when technology was less about accuracy and more about the sheer joy of wild, uninhibited invention.

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