Burger King Strikes Back: From Flame-Grilled to Fashion-Forward
In a bid to counter McDonald’s recent foray into the world of haute couture with their Crocs collaboration, Burger King has announced its own sartorial venture: a line of regal…
Retro or Stuck in Time? Vinyl’s Top Charts Mirror 1960’s Billboard
In an unprecedented twist of fate, or perhaps a cosmic joke on millennials, vinyl charts today look suspiciously similar to those from the ’60s. It seems humanity’s greatest leap forward…
Apple’s Sight Lite: The VR Diet Nobody Asked For?
CUPERTINO, CA – Months after Apple’s shocking announcement of the Vision Pro, priced ambitiously at $3499, whispers in Silicon Valley suggest that Apple may be feeling the heat. With Meta’s…
Revolutionary iPhone 15: Rewinding Tech, One USB 2 Speed at a Time
Yesterday at the Fall 2023 Apple Event, Tim Cook took the stage to reveal the next revolutionary step in technology regression, the iPhone 15. Because what the world really needs…
Jagger Ditches Stones for BTS: A “Dynamite” New Beginning
Just days after the seismic announcement of “Hackney Diamonds”, the Rolling Stones’ first album release in 18 years, Mick Jagger has sent shockwaves through the music industry by declaring he’s…