The Day the Lights Went Out at QuantumQuirk Labs: An Eclipse Story
At QuantumQuirk Labs, a mid-sized tech firm nestled in the heart of Slackville, California, the solar eclipse was set to be an astronomical event of a lifetime, or so thought…
The Pico Influencer: How Barry Dullman Became the Least Influential Man on the Internet
In a digital world dominated by influencers with followings large enough to populate small countries, Barry Dullman stands alone. With a social media empire sprawling across Facebook, Instagram, X, Threads,…
Santa’s Sleigh in Dazzling Drone Dodge
Chaos erupted at NORAD’s Santa-tracking headquarters last night when Santa’s sleigh, led by Rudolph’s newly installed high-beam LED nose, nearly caused an airborne fiasco with a civilian drone. The incident,…
Cyber Monday Cancelled: AI Overlords Decide Humans Have Enough Gadgets
In a groundbreaking decision that has left online shoppers and tech enthusiasts reeling, Cyber Monday has been officially cancelled this year. The reason? The AI systems powering the world’s major…
Burger King Strikes Back: From Flame-Grilled to Fashion-Forward
In a bid to counter McDonald’s recent foray into the world of haute couture with their Crocs collaboration, Burger King has announced its own sartorial venture: a line of regal…