Max the cat, also known as Dr. Max Dow after receiving an honorary doctorate in “litter-ature” from Vermont State University Castleton, continues to break new ground at the campus where he has become a local celebrity. Max, a former feral kitten turned academic darling, has spent the last five years captivating the hearts of students and faculty alike. Known for his frequent appearances at study sessions, lectures, and even the odd party, Max has become an integral part of campus life.
In a bold move befitting his status, Max has now announced his candidacy for Student Body President. His campaign, cleverly dubbed “Paws for Progress,” has already created a buzz across the university. Max’s platform is simple yet revolutionary: more sunny spots for naps, extended library hours for nocturnal prowlers, and an increase in mental health resources to help students cope with the stress of finals week. His campaign slogan, “A Meow for Every Student,” has quickly become a rallying cry for his supporters.
Students have enthusiastically embraced Max’s candidacy. “He’s always been there for us, whether it’s lounging on our laps during a stressful study session or providing a comforting purr during finals,” said sophomore Jenna McMillan. “I can’t think of anyone more qualified to represent us.” Max’s charismatic presence and social media savvy have made him a formidable candidate, with his Instagram followers skyrocketing since the announcement.
Max’s main rival, junior Josh Roberts, has struggled to keep up with the feline phenomenon. “How do you compete with a cat that has his own honorary degree?” Roberts lamented. “I’ve got ideas for change, but Max has a way of connecting with people—or rather, students—that’s hard to beat.” Roberts’s campaign has tried to counter Max’s charm with promises of new vending machines and better Wi-Fi, but so far, it’s been no contest.
Max’s campaign events have been nothing short of spectacular. His rallies, featuring giant cardboard cutouts of the candidate and free catnip for attendees, have drawn record crowds. The campus bookstore has started selling “Max for President” merchandise, and the university’s official social media accounts have been flooded with photos and videos of Max’s campaign trail antics.
As election day approaches, the excitement continues to build. Whether Max wins the presidency or not, one thing is clear: this cat has already left an indelible paw print on Vermont State University Castleton. “Even if he doesn’t win, he’s still our president,” said senior Alicia Wong. “Who else can say they’ve had a cat lead their university? This place will never be the same.”